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| The Guild Beta Cometh |
| Posted: CrusherDestroyer @ Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:15 am |
Guild Beta has always been perceived as somewhat of a mythical entity within the WAR community, much like the noble Sasquatch or Tom Cruise's heterosexuality. It was nearly a year ago that we at Idiot Savant received a highly coveted invitation to Warhammer Online: The Age of Reckoning's Guild Beta phase. For almost a year we waited, nearly driven insane by the intoxicating siren song of a beta that was always "just around the corner" according to the dark overlords at EA Mythic. However, just as things were beginning to look their darkest with the announcement of massive content cuts a light in the form of the one and only legendary Guild Beta shone upon the WAR community. Guild Beta officially started last week, which implies that this news post is a bit belated. This delayed announcement can be attributed to yours truly pounding into WAR beta full force with as much volition as a white businessmen having his way with a Taiwanese whore on holiday. It is also extremely important to mention that we are no longer accepting applicants who do not have access to WAR beta. If you feel compelled to join our merciless troupe of e-vikings, but lack beta access then your best bet is to wait until launch.
Now is also a good time to announce that another pledge has been beaten with the paddle of Savanthood, and now stands beside us as a brother in this grim fraternity. Bragoon, a crimson haired warrior hailing from the frozen wastes of Washington first began his pilgrimage as a journeyman a little over three months ago. In a relatively short amount of time Bragoon was able to impress us with his prowess in digital warfare as well as his intriguing infatuation with Duran Duran. All those that bear the title of Savant have earned it, and Bragoon is certainly no different.
Candesent chainsaw conducting combatant canvases coral clad catacombs
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| Two Years of Terror |
| Posted: CrusherDestroyer @ Sat May 31, 2008 10:34 pm |
This month marks the anniversary in which the foundation of this charnel house of destruction was first laid. As of May 1st 2006 Idiot Savant has been sowing the seeds of dischord and chaos throughout these vast interwebs for two years. We have grown quite a bit from our very humble beginnings to the unrestrained amounts of testosterone fueled excellence that we exude today. Since creation we have sent forth an eldritch call which reverberated throughout all of cyberspace and resonated with those who desire to be apart of a guild that does things a little differently. Each and every member we add to our ranks shapes the ebb and flow of the multitude of social and gaming nuances that define this guild, and thus, are vitally important. For every month that has past, for every Savant we have inducted, for every milestone we have hit the foundation that we laid down so long ago in our infancy has continued to expand and grow into a profane edifice. Through a gargantuan display of dedication and fanaticism we have built ourselves a grim bastion of brutality and martial prowess whose herculean weight bears down full bore on a cornerstone of respecting few and fearing none.
Idiot Savant's tribal war-stance causes reproductive organs to rupture. This is proven by viking science.
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| A New Master Leads Idiot Savant into Hyboria |
| Posted: Kapko @ Fri May 16, 2008 6:55 pm |
As the previous reign of Idiot Savant’s John Destroyer comes to a temporary halt, a new leader rises to take up the reigns of Idiot Savant’s Viking Warship. Graham Kapko has ascended to the position of Emergency Guild Leader Grand Pure-Blood Fuhrer, guiding the chainsaws of the sharp whale-phallus that is Idiot Savant. Hailing from the rigid and barbarous East, Kapko stands as a war-tested maniac blessed by Odin, Thor, and every other glorious resident of Valhalla. Lightning strikes in his wake, hangovers plague the inhalers of his very breath, and by his fist will Idiot Savant be guided to a further victory in our next destination on our holy warpath.
A herald glorifying Fuhrer Graham Kapko's greatest victory.
Ready your person for the onslaught of axes and mania that will be sowed upon Hyborian soil, for Idiot Savant charts its course for the free-for-all evisceration that is Age of Conan’s Deathwhisper server. Heroes hailing from Europe’s pure sands look to torture, maim, and emasculate every virgin and cripple who dare exposes their fecal chute to the steel manhood that Idiot Savant brandishes at every moment. Idiot Savant’s barbaric practices will desecrate every being in the virtual realization of Robert Ervin Howard's testosterone-fueled world (including those already destroying under Fuhrer Graham Kapko’s flag).
Additionally, Idiot Savant’s despair-inducing word continues to be spread through ample megaphones such as the IGN Warhammer Vault.
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| Aggrandized Proliferation |
| Posted: CrusherDestroyer @ Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:33 pm |
Many months have passed since we last had the pleasure of inducting another member into our sociopathic ranks. Arnthor first joined us in June of 2007, and immediately began to dazzle and tantalize our blood drunk minds with acts of gaming excellence and social debauchery in such mediums as: Fury, Defense of the Ancients, WoW, etc. Whilst on his journey to competitive Valhalla, Arnthor bared witness to the comings and goings of many neophytes equally as eager to stand and fight under our grim banner. Very few were able to rise up and meet the challenges demanded of them while many others were mowed down like a shotgun blast to a freshly risen corpse. On the second day of the fourth month eldritch rites were sung, gas masks were donned, and ceremonial chainsaws were brought to bear upon supple virgin flesh; it wasn't long before a Savant was born. Congratulations Arnthor, you've earned it.
Now with more hazing
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