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 A New Master Leads Idiot Savant into Hyboria 
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As the previous reign of Idiot Savant's John Destroyer comes to a temporary halt, a new leader rises to take up the reigns of Idiot Savant's Viking Warship. Graham Kapko has ascended to the position of Emergency Guild Leader Grand Pure-Blood Fuhrer, guiding the chainsaws of the sharp whale-phallus that is Idiot Savant. Hailing from the rigid and barbarous East, Kapko stands as a war-tested maniac blessed by Odin, Thor, and every other glorious resident of Valhalla. Lightning strikes in his wake, hangovers plague the inhalers of his very breath, and by his fist will Idiot Savant be guided to a further victory in our next destination on our holy warpath.

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A herald glorifying Fuhrer Graham Kapko's greatest victory.


Ready your person for the onslaught of axes and mania that will be sowed upon Hyborian soil, for Idiot Savant charts its course for the free-for-all evisceration that is Age of Conan's Deathwhisper server. Heroes hailing from Europe's pure sands look to torture, maim, and emasculate every virgin and cripple who dare exposes their fecal chute to the steel manhood that Idiot Savant brandishes at every moment. Idiot Savant's barbaric practices will desecrate every being in the virtual realization of Robert Ervin Howard's testosterone-fueled world (including those already destroying under Fuhrer Graham Kapko's flag).

Additionally, Idiot Savant's despair-inducing word continues to be spread through ample megaphones such as the IGN Warhammer Vault.

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Fri May 16, 2008 5:55 pm
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And a mighty fucking reign it is!


Fri May 16, 2008 6:05 pm
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Oh god.

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Fri May 16, 2008 7:31 pm
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Tell me how bad AoC is...


Sat May 17, 2008 12:10 am
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This is a thing of beauty.

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Sat May 17, 2008 12:38 am
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Tyheam wrote:
Tell me how bad AoC is...


Pretty good actually. We were mucking around in beta


Sat May 17, 2008 7:23 am
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CrusherDestroyer wrote:
This is a thing of beauty.

I am the instrument of His will.

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Sat May 17, 2008 10:41 am
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What sort of leader won't have phone sex with his followers? AMIRITE?

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Sat May 17, 2008 11:13 am
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Kraus wrote:
Tyheam wrote:
Tell me how bad AoC is...


Pretty good actually. We were mucking around in beta
I will wait till I have heard something about the actual pvp system. Information on that "bit" was kinda scarce.


Sat May 17, 2008 12:30 pm
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Tyheam wrote:
Kraus wrote:
Tyheam wrote:
Tell me how bad AoC is...


Pretty good actually. We were mucking around in beta
I will wait till I have heard something about the actual pvp system. Information on that "bit" was kinda scarce.


PvP system is free for all. That's all that matters.


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